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hi I'm Sarah
2jp:
me every friday night
is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
is this who now
me when i’m pooping and i hear a crashing noise outside of the bathroom
I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
the return of crackows
And you can wear them in battle too:
and we will
